More interesting Phil Gordon chat from the table

Some other comments of amusement that went on when I was sitting at the table with Phil Gordon:

nyconnection (Observer): Phil Josh Arieh a jerk or no?
Phil Gordon: jerk
Phil Gordon: yes, I like Raymer a lot
Phil Gordon: great guy
hhhgamewmx7 (Observer): Hey Phil, Hellmuth, Jerk or funny guy
Phil Gordon: jerk jerk jerk
Phil Gordon: I get along with PH, just think hes a jerk at the table

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BIG0BLT (Observer): that porn only hhh
hhhgamewmx7 (Observer): lol
Phil Gordon: really? I'm there
BIG0BLT (Observer): phil and dave foley look at porn the whole time
Phil Gordon: you know it

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And when someone says he's not sure he wants to buy Phil's CD:

Phil Gordon: if $25 is too much for a tool that will absolutely, 100%, improve your game, take up knitting
dougmanct: NO LIMIT KNITTING
Phil Gordon: I'm ALL IN with the RED THREAD!